Literally me at work.
what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, i didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!
Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response
The world needs this.
this show seriously tackles all issues
I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.
this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe
the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza
if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside