theonion:

Frustrated Employee No Longer Even Trying To Hide GRE Study Books

Literally me at work.

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laina:

what the heck???? it’s so unfair that i, as a white person,can’t say a word used derogatorily against an entire group of people for centuries, just because i want to sound hip! i mean, didn’t own slaves! it’s not fair to ostracize me like that. i feel oppressed! let me use this racial slur PLEASE! i NEED to be able to use derogatory hate speech in my everyday discourse!!!

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tweenking:

Invention Idea: An alarm clock that keeps screaming “WHAT TEAM?!” and the only way to turn it off is to scream “WILDCATS!!!” in response

The world needs this.

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surprisebitch:

this show seriously tackles all issues

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I told you. All the men in my life die.
I’m not a man in your life, okay? You said so yourself. I’m a little shitpot.

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hayleu:

this truly scared me i thought the legs on the right were some crispy burnt up human legs i need a minute to breathe

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when you’re at your friend’s house and their parents order pizza

interstellxrs:

the difference between pizza and your opinion is that i asked for pizza

lindsaychrist:

my resume

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thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

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I survived because the fire inside me burned brighter than the fire around me.

Joshua Graham (via outdoor-anarchy)

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